Funny How You Think Im Bothered
Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in numbers had never bothered him before.
Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?
*because it was pay-per view.*
"paper view"
An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept...
One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend.
"I just don't understand what that thing does."
His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, "that makes two of us!"
What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?
The cold never bothered them anyway......
My friend just joined ISIS
I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition
What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
I lost my wedding ring the other day
Had a quick check under the sofa but wasn't really that bothered until the missus came home and told me to look harder.
So I got a tattoo and shaved my head but I still couldn't find it.
I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron...
But I never bothered to figure out why.
Why I'm bothered by racists as an American citizen
When they say that people are hanging from trees I'm not sure if they're talking about Apes or the KKK...
No longer bothered by my puns ...
she's groan immune.
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How did Elsa feel about absolute zero?
She was 0k.
The cold never bothered her anyway.
People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'...
The song never bothered me anyway.
Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution?
He was sofa king comfortable.
Airline Safety
Taxiing down the tarmac, the 747 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off.
Barry, a worried passenger asked the steward, "What was the problem?"
"Well, the pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine", explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
I just told my wife I am going dry for January
I really can't be bothered with foreplay.
I just ended a long-term relationship today
I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine
Are you bothered by the fact that the term "dad joke" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term "mom joke" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers?
Hi, bothered by the fact that the term "dad joke" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term "mom joke" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers, I'm dad.
I won the Most Unreliable Employee award.
I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in.
Threw a surprise pity party
No one bothered to show up.
I don't understand why Christians are so bothered by trans people...
After all, the first cross dresser was Jesus.
Hitler shook jesse owens hand at the '39 olympics.
Meanwhile our president couldn't even be bothered to stand up.
I asked my 52 year old friend if it bothered him that he never had kids.
He said he had no rugrats.
Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'?
He couldn't be bothered with the hassle
My mate is in a band called NS. At first, I was fascinated to find out what it stands for. But now I'm not too bothered.
It's nothing special.
Amy Schumer is so unpopular now
No one has even bothered to repost the two cannibals joke in months.
My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald.
I'm not bothered though, it's hair loss.
If there is anything that really bothers you, I suggest that you let a friend know.
That way, they will be bothered by it too.
I get so bothered by people who use words without knowing what they mean
it always gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
There are 2 kinds of people in this world
Those who can't be bothered to finish anything and
A lot of people get all hot and bothered about euthanasia
But what about youth in America???
I showed up to my dentist high
I don't know what bothered him more, me being high and making noise in the waiting room or the part where I wasn't scheduled to come in that day.
My girlfriend broke up with me for stealing her wheelchair
But I'm not bothered, I know she'll come crawling back any day now
When I first met my wife she told me she used to be Iran I never understood why that bothered her or other men so much
My teacher asked me to submit a 1,000 word essay, but I couldn't be bothered...
So I handed in a picture instead...
In a recent interview, Mark Zuckerburg's wife stated she wasn't bothered at all about being married to a lizard person.
But rather, she only took issue when Mark would drink heavily and behave erratically, calling it a reptile dysfunction.
A couple is dining in a restaurant when suddenly the waitress catches the man slowly sliding under the table
She sees that the woman is not bothered by this and assumes the worst...
Thinking how to approach the situation, she slowly gets to the table and quietly tells the woman:
"Ma'am, I think your husband just slid under the table for no apparent reason"
The woman turns her head and whispers:
"You're wrong my dear, my husband just entered the restaurant..."
My girlfriend threatened to leave today.
I wasn't too bothered, because it meant she would be back tomorrow.
I found my first grey pubic hair today.
It wouldn't have bothered me but it was inside my Big Mac.
Scientists have discovered the best way to cure laziness.
Unfortunately nobody has bothered to read the article.
A guy moves to a new neighborhood and sees his neighbor playing chess with his dog
A guy moves to a new neighborhood. The next morning, he sees his neighbor playing chess with his dog. Tries to be friendly, he asks: wow you have an incredibly smart dog, he can even play chess, how'd you train him?. Bothered, his neighbor replies: Nah, not that bright, we've been playing 10 games, and he lost like 7 of them!
Why couldn't the Harley Davidson be bothered to go up the hill?
It was two tyred.
I just finished up my spherical geometry class
Dunno why I bothered, there's literally no point.
Being a cashier has made me an atheist
because there's no way any god could have bothered making so many different NPC's
Why didn't the Disney Princess go to the doctor when she got sick?
Because the cold never bothered her anyway.
Being a taxi driver is boring, nobody ever talks to me. And when they can be bothered to talk, all they say is
"Hang on a minute, I don't live in the woods".
A drunk walks into a church...
...during mass and sits down. The priest is bothered by his presence and says to everybody:
\-The drink is a terrible vice, so much so that a drunk man will never reach salvation. If any of you is inebriated, I ask you to stand up.
The drunk man does, looks around to everybody sitted and says:
\-Whelp, I guess it's just the two of us, father.
They say America is a great big melting pot...
But nobody bothered to mix it
Two Irish friends leave the pub
One says to other, I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.
I know, me too, but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.
We could steal a bus from the depot, replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out. After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?
I can't find a No. 91.
Oh for goodness sake, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout!
Two Irish friends leave the pub.
Two Irish friends leave the pub.
One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home'. 'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.
We could steal a bus from the depot' replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91' 'Oh for goodness sake, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.
a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide
a homeless man walks by her and says
"what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump!"
the homeless man says
"if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"
"How do I reach Nirvana?"
First of all, Kurt's kind of hard to reach, and I don't think the rest really want to be bothered.
A man gets pulled over by the police…
And while the officer is questioning the man, the man notices that the officer is being bothered by a fly.
Man: it looks like you got yourself a circle fly.
Officer: Circle fly? I've never heard of a circle fly before.
M: they're the flys that circle around a horse's ass.
O: Are you calling me a horse's ass?
M: No sir, but try tellin' the fly that.
Taxiing down the tarmac, the 767 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What, exactly, was the problem?"
*"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot."*
My girlfriend hated that I told blind jokes
Years ago I dated a girl for about 6 months. We got along super well. I met her family, and she met mine. Things were getting pretty serious between us.
The only thing that we really argued about was my blind jokes. I loved saying them and she hated them. In her defense, she had a blind brother so that's why it bothered her. One day I got a call, and found out that she got in a car accident and lost her sight.
After that she just stopped seeing me.
I started writing a book about apathy once …
I couldn't be bothered finishing it!
My girlfriend's red flags wouldn't have bothered me so much
....if they didn't have swastikas on them.
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